Hilarious Quotes by members

[Horsebanger]

heres one from the irc channel

00:12 <@Horsebanger> we need research
00:13 < binarytwin> earth, fire, wind, water, heart, go planet
00:13 <@Horsebanger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJI87u3DoQ
00:13 < Crake> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
00:13 < froglet> EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! GO PLANET!
00:13 < froglet> etc
00:13 < froglet> lol
00:13 < froglet> fine then
00:13 <@Horsebanger> ready
00:13 < binarytwin> YEP
00:13 <@Horsebanger> go
00:13 < froglet> EARTH!
00:13 < binarytwin> FIRE!
00:13 < Hirato> WIND!
00:13 <@Horsebanger> WATER!
00:13 < Crake> HEART
00:13 <@Horsebanger> GO PLANET!
00:13 < froglet> GO PLANET!
00:13 < Hirato> GO PLANET!
00:13 < binarytwin> GO PLANET!
00:13 < Crake> GO PLANET!
00:13 < Crake> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
00:13 -!- You're now known as Captain_Planet
00:14 < binarytwin> DARNIT
00:14 < Crake> TOO LATE
00:14 <@Captain_Planet> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
00:14 < Hirato> c-c-Combo Breaker
00:14 <@Captain_Planet> I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
00:14 < binarytwin> HAHAHAHA

also, can someone post the discussion we had in the office... jetha said something memorable

[Crake]

full convo from the introduction to the captain planet topic in the attachment

also, earlier today, in the cassa office:

[While talking about ASIS employment followed by the hypothetical assassination of a Burmese official between myself, Jetha and Horsebanger]
Jetha: Well he DID shoot himself in the head ..... three times.

[binarytwin]

Yo Crake, I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Captain_Planet was the best Captain Planet of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[fluffygutss]

lol ima go put ma peen uss on nao...

[grummbo]

Thanks for the chatlogs guys

[froglet]

Anyone have the chatlog about somebody imagining Jetha being like Kang in The Simpsons when he impregnates Marge? "Begin the insemination procedure!" Or whatever. :-P I can't even remember the context to that one.

[Crake]

Anyone have the chatlog about somebody imagining Jetha being like Kang in The Simpsons when he impregnates Marge? "Begin the insemination procedure!" Or whatever. :-P I can't even remember the context to that one.

20:59 < Hirato> Crake: of course you don't like me, you LOVE me
20:59 < jethac> let the insemination procedure begin
20:59 < Crake> Hirato: if i loved you, then my dick would be in your ass right now
21:00 < jethac> ahahahahaahahah
21:00 < jethac> best line combination ever
21:00 < Sam> perfect timing
21:00 * Crake high-fives jethac


you mean that one?

[Moustacha]

Mar 02 22:50:00 <Sam> i could imagine jetha would be like kang in the simpsons when he impregnates marge with maggie. "begin the insemination procedure"
Mar 02 22:50:19 <froglet> LO
Mar 02 22:50:20 <froglet> *LOL
Mar 02 22:50:22 <froglet> YES
Mar 02 22:50:29 <froglet> THAT IS TOTALLY HOW AZNS REPRODUCE
Mar 02 22:50:38 <froglet> AHAHAHAHAHAH
Mar 02 22:50:53 <grug> HAHAH
Mar 02 22:50:56 <bk> stfu
Mar 02 22:52:19 <froglet> Sam: good call. except i'll never be able to talk to jetha without at least once imagining him saying 'BEGIN THE INSEMINATION PROCEDURE'
Mar 02 22:52:33 <froglet> therefore i'll be giggling to myself
Mar 02 22:52:49 <froglet> and everyone will think i'm crazier than they initially though
Mar 02 22:52:51 <froglet> *thought
Mar 02 22:53:10 <grug> BEGIN WITH THE BUKKAKE PROCESS
Mar 02 22:53:37 <Sam> someone is gonna have to get him to say it now, and record it, for all cassa glory
Mar 02 22:53:46 <froglet> for great justice!

This one, Crake.

[Crake]

ah, right, someone "imagining" jetha, i just grabbed the one where jetha was actually saying it

[cakeman]

You might get a kick out of my latest attempt to join the #eve channel...


*sigh* Bigpond sucks.